Notes left in a student let

Okay, I tried my hand at a little poetry, it may have turned out somewhat more offensive than I had intended but I though I would share it anyway..............DO NOT READ ON IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!

Notes left in a student let.

Dear Lucy,
Today I may have sniffed your pants,
your sweaty, sticky sexy pants,
I kissed the gusset and in a trance,
I put them on and did a dance.

Dear Tom,
A connoisseur might taste the mint,
not a lot, perhaps a hint,
I may have used your toothbrush
see it keeps my knickers skid-mark free!