Not F**king Impressed

Rumour has it that the reason suicide bombers blow themselves up is that they have been promised a place in Heaven, where there will be 30 virgins waiting for them.

Clearly I need to point out a few things because these guys have not thought this through.

1/ Are you intending to be in Heaven for eternity? Because virgins are only virgins once! What will you do after the first few weeks, oh! in fact for eternity!

2/ If you are intending to 'have your way' with these virgins, you might need a body, and you have not  exactly looked after yours, have you?

3/ There may be a reason that these poor ladies have made it to Heaven whilst still retaining their virginity. Shame I won't be around to sort the video out on to U tube when you lift the veils!

4/ I have done the maths, you are outnumbered 30:1, so there is a good chance that you are about to enter a place of eternal retribution. (Hell?)

I apologise for doing this in a light hearted way, I could rant and rave about the atrocities in Brussels yesterday, but it will not stop the evil. This can only be done from within, moderate Muslims need to shop these idiots to the police, otherwise those of us who believe in a caring, good society are going to trust you less and less.