Bare-arsed to Blackpool

I have decided that there will have to be a book 3......more of the same.......I have already got a working title for it........"Bare-arsed to Blackpool". Could appen be catchy. Oh dear, back to reality, book 2 will be coming soon!!!

Funny as a Farting Corpse

Well......busy reading and re-reading my latest book, Funny as a Farting Corpse. It is definitely funnier than Memoirs of an Ordinary Man, hopefully someone will show some interest in an author who is neither famous or infamous, but failing that, if the British taxman [I am not famous, infamous or rich, so I have to pay taxes] leaves me enough cash*, it is so good that I will find myself unable to deprive my readers for very long!
*We need to pay our taxes so that we can hold unnecessary elections, allow MP's to charge us for hotels even if they live in London, and pay for expensive upgrades to offices that will have to be upgraded [again] when they close the Houses of Parliament, oh and of course because there is a recession [caused by us poor folk having to pay too much tax and therefore not having any spare cash!!!]

John Wesley

In the afternoon I went to Otley, but the town seemed to be run mad. Such noise, hurry, drunkenness, rioting, confusion I know not where I have met with before. - John Wesley 1766 
There ya go - some things never change!

Movember

Thank you to anyone who has sponsored me in my pathetic effort to remove the facial hair completely in order to grow bum fluff on my top lip for Movember, I list the main contributors below.
Donna Facade, Shirley Knott, Mandy Lifeboats, Lena De-Leffte, Ian Zaggo, Alma Geddon, Alfred Books, Mark Jaquards, Shonagh Crach, Morgan Yathought, Paul Ackey, Theo Reticley, Milly Tarry, Nick Rophillia, Phil Andra, Maurice Danza, Myfanwy Wreaks, Don Kiddik, Miriam Zarrats, Anita Solution, Faye Talfloor, Seamus O'Fekkah, James Burravorras, Eileen Wright, Annika Zoff, Claudia Skize, Tanya Boddy, Ophelia Legge, Bill Dersbutt, Jess Ticulate, Monica Zwif, Sonia Lizst, Peter Riddish, Shaun Mabbutt, Edna Hanz, Cathy Tabag, Fanny De-Flaims