Sunday 18 November 2012

Funny as a Farting Corpse

Well......busy reading and re-reading my latest book, Funny as a Farting Corpse. It is definitely funnier than Memoirs of an Ordinary Man, hopefully someone will show some interest in an author who is neither famous or infamous, but failing that, if the British taxman [I am not famous, infamous or rich, so I have to pay taxes] leaves me enough cash*, it is so good that I will find myself unable to deprive my readers for very long!
*We need to pay our taxes so that we can hold unnecessary elections, allow MP's to charge us for hotels even if they live in London, and pay for expensive upgrades to offices that will have to be upgraded [again] when they close the Houses of Parliament, oh and of course because there is a recession [caused by us poor folk having to pay too much tax and therefore not having any spare cash!!!]

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