Thursday 29 October 2015

Crap

Just nearly went flat on my back in a giant cow pat up the field while walking the dogs. I realised instantly that this is a business opportunity! This stuff is the slippiest stuff known to mankind. It does not melt on a warm day, and only needs water to keep it slippy. Now, if there are two things we have in abundance around here, it is rain and cowshit. I intend to buy the Chevin and cover it with cow crap and open it up as an all weather ski slope. Brilliant eh! Low maintenance or what! How can it fail!

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