Oh no!
Oh the shame!
Oh dear!
Aaaaaaaaargh!
Just got my royalty cheque for first quarter of 2010...................£2.45
It gets worse!.....................
Someone is selling new copies of Memoirs of an Ordinary Man through Amazon.com for $1.45
[I whispered that]
Oh no!
Oh the shame!
Oh dear!
............................Mortified!