Doncha just love Vistaprint...................New mug on it's way........he he!

Happy New Year

Woo hoo - Happy New Year to everyone, In particular, I hope that 2012a will bring all those who are currently offshore a happy homecoming, so we can all share your good fortune.

It must be a terrible time of year for dyslexic kids, they will only find out Christmas morning that once again they have written to Satan and asked for lots of presents!!

Summat fer Christmas

Bare-arsed to Blackpool

I have decided that there will have to be a book 3......more of the same.......I have already got a working title for it........"Bare-arsed to Blackpool". Could appen be catchy. Oh dear, back to reality, book 2 will be coming soon!!!

Funny as a Farting Corpse

Well......busy reading and re-reading my latest book, Funny as a Farting Corpse. It is definitely funnier than Memoirs of an Ordinary Man, hopefully someone will show some interest in an author who is neither famous or infamous, but failing that, if the British taxman [I am not famous, infamous or rich, so I have to pay taxes] leaves me enough cash*, it is so good that I will find myself unable to deprive my readers for very long!
*We need to pay our taxes so that we can hold unnecessary elections, allow MP's to charge us for hotels even if they live in London, and pay for expensive upgrades to offices that will have to be upgraded [again] when they close the Houses of Parliament, oh and of course because there is a recession [caused by us poor folk having to pay too much tax and therefore not having any spare cash!!!]

John Wesley

In the afternoon I went to Otley, but the town seemed to be run mad. Such noise, hurry, drunkenness, rioting, confusion I know not where I have met with before. - John Wesley 1766 
There ya go - some things never change!